If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

Description:

In this uproarious encore to The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, Erma Bombeck confronts society's greatest challenge: surviving the Seventies -- the fears, the worries, the anxieties. She shares with her readers some of her deepest concerns: discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along; getting into the Guinness Book of Records under "Pregnancy: Oldest Recorded Birth;" leaving the world suddenly and knowing that no one else in the family can replace a toilet-tissue spindle. - Jacket flap.

subjects: Humor,  Housewives,  Conduct of life,  Women,  Wit and humor,  Anecdotes,  Large type books,  Family life,  American wit and humor,  American wit and humor, marriage and family life,  Humor, general