Penultimate Peril

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Dear Reader, If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next-to-last book is what you should put down first. Sadly, this book presents the next-to-last chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, and it is next-to-first in its supply of misery, despair, and unpleasantness. Probably the next-to-last thing you would like to read about are a harpoon gun, a rooftop sunbathing alon, two mysterious initials, three unidentified triplets, a notorious villain, and an unsavory curry. Next-to-last things are the first thing to be avoided, and so allow me to recommend that you put this next-to-last book down first, and find something else to read next at last, such a s the next-to-last book in another chronicle, or a chronicle containing other next-to-last things, so that this next-to-last book does not become the last book you will read. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

subjects: Juvenile Fiction,  Fiction,  Brothers and sisters,  Humorous stories,  Orphans,  Children's fiction,  Sunny Baudelaire (Fictitious character),  Klaus Baudelaire (Fictitious character),  Violet Baudelaire (Fictitious character),  Disguise in literature,  Illustrators,  Flaneurs,  Hotels,  Good and evil,  Hotels, motels,  Disguise,  Humorous fiction,  Adventure and adventurers, fiction,  Siblings,  Hotels and motels,  Frères et sœurs,  Romans, nouvelles, etc. pour la jeunesse

Places: Utah